Goofy as fuck and twice as ugly, Mr. Mime is what you get when you cross Down syndrome with clown college and Megaman’s Dr. Wily. Instead of the fire-breathing, rock-crushing, energy-spitting powers wielded by cool Pokemon, Mr. Mime’s purpose is far more—er—passive.

Using his fingertips to generate telekinetic energy fields, Mr. Mime is strictly a defensive player. While this tactic certainly has its place in any battle, the package it’s presented in is a complete joke. Those stupid shoes, that hideous costume, and that abhorrent haircut practically begs for a black eye. The fact that all mimes need a good walloping as is doesn’t help its case any either.

Forcing all female Pokemon of the species to question their sexuality, Mr. Mime gives new meaning to the term “invisible rope”.